Twilight's Ascension: Blark

>TWILIGHT'S ASCENSION<

PART 1: [link]

PART 2: [link]

PART 3: [link]

PART 4: Pay attention, bub.

PART 5: [link]
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This was supposed to be done WEDNESDAY! Well, better late than never, I suppose.

You cannot begin to imagine what a bloody week I've had. You're lucky you got ANY artwork today.

I know! It's just... You didn't leave me much time to actually come up with something for the description, that's all.

What? You've had literally nothing else to do! You really couldn't think up a few lines for us to have a mock-argument in?!

Just... Ugh, I'll think of something. I dunno, maybe a description based on explaining how I couldn't think up a funny description.

That would be the most horribly meta thing we have ever done.

Yes. Yes, it would...

...

...

...You're already typing it out, aren't you?

Yup.

...Damnit.
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NOTE: We don't care what day it is where you live. The only time zone that matters is GMT, and you bloody well know it.
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DOUBLE NOTE: I feel far more pleased than I should about this.
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TRIPLE NOTE: Please. For the love of all that you hold dear, Please.

STOP COMMENTING ABOUT HOW SHE SHOULD BE THE ALICORN OF FRIENDSHIP/TWILIGHT/ANY OTHER IDEA YOU HAVE.

We sought to make a SIMPLE JOKE, about Twilight fearing that everybody thinks she's too anal and a bit pointless. THERE IS NO NEED TO REPEATEDLY ASSERT WHAT SHE SHOULD BE, WHEN WE'RE DELIBERATELY SUBVERTING THAT EXPECTATION IN THE NAME OF HUMOUR.

Please. Just... Stop it.
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QUADRUPLE NOTE: Bugger me, I need to do four of these?! Christ...

Okay, let me just say this now. If you don't know what 'blark' is by the time you see this, you didn't read the comic. Go try again. Do not ask what it is in the comment box, or you will be subject to swears.
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